Please Do Not Touch – Password
$2.95 – $39.95
Full Sign Message: “PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH or you will always enter your password incorrectly at least 3 times, and when you finally remember the correct one, you will have already been locked out of your account for 36 hours because of all the futile attempts to remember your password. By this time you will naturally have to come up with an even more extraordinarily confusing and impossible-to-remember password for when you regain access. Which will only ensure it happens again because you can’t remember this new password.”