Warning – Do Not Enter – Horny Old Goat

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Full Sign Message: “WARNING – DO NOT ENTER the treacherous area beyond this gate. You will learn the origin of the phrase “HORNY OLD GOAT”. We will have to save you, which is tiresome and not a little awkward. We will then have to calm you down by feeding you cookies (which we would rather not have to share because they taste good).”